Scene:
A Caucasian male and his Japanese wife are looking in a shop window in a city somewhere in Japan. A Japanese student of English approaches them...
(Based on a real-life event)
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JSE: HO! Gaijin da! Ekuskyusu mee!
CM: Oh-my-god...
JSE: I am studying Ingurishu now very hardly. Can I speeku conbaseishon? I'm sorry...
CM: OK, go ahead...
JSE: How tall you are? How much weight?
CM: WHAT?
JSE: What do you like--sportsu?
CM: Er, baseball?
JSE: ME TOO! I rike Hanshin TAIGAZU! Japan namba wan!
CM: Oh, good. I am pleased...
JSE: Do you have AIDS?
CM: (to his wife) Time to go Hiro-chan. This guy ain't playing with a full deck...
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END of 'conversation'